It’s hard to be a pretty boy. It’s even harder to be a pretty boy and be considered a freak. That’s the life of Tom Cruise.
Since the news broke out about Katie Holmes filing for divorce from the actor, gay rumors have resurfaced and it has gotten so down and dirty that some sites actually alleges that the actor was caught red-handed while playing soccer with an athlete in the bedroom.
Now, here’s another blow to the actor’s rumored homosexuality. Manhunt (NOTE: Site is NSFW) is well-known among the gay community as a hookup/dating site or app (whichever you prefer). It has issued an open invitation to Tom Cruise with an unlimited lifetime membership.
If I was Tom Cruise, I’d join it for the hell of it. Why not?
Here’s what the invitation said:
Dear Tom –
Sad to hear about the split.
Now that the cat’s (or Kat’s) out of the bag and you’ve realized that traditional marriage is a mission impossible, maybe it’s time to explore your options?
We’d love to have you. Contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org for a lifetime Unlimited Membership.
You’ve always had us at “hello.”